Just in case anyone was ever going HEY I WONDER IF THAT ONE JERK TAKES COMMISSIONS? The answer is yes. Yes, that one jerk does indeed take them. And in fact, she'll even draw them too. But only if you give her money, because she's really a jerk like that.

( Yeah, I pretty much copied this straight from my dA journal. )

YOU GUYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THESE LOVELY V-GIFT THINGS OR WHATEVER THE KIDS ARE CALLING THEM THESE DAYS. They're lovely, but what do you do with three! Hang one from each ear and one from my... nose? Well, rest assured, I would rub each of them all over my butt if I could.

THANKS MISSY AND STEPH AND MARI. <333



sigh. AND HALEY.

okay but pattra and jas are just fat.

I'm still loving SCAD, even after surviving my first Finals week here. But I'm going to be REALLY glad to eat food at home again. (How do they manage to screw up spaghetti? Seriously. I didn't think I was picky about food quality until I got here.) Also kinda lonely now that my roommate's gone. ;_; Apparently you get used to being constantly in someone's presence, or something.


in other news, i really like this icon.

EW GROSS A MEME WHO DOES THOSE.



Give me a pairing and I will write a love note from one to another. The pairing can be my character and yours, mine and someone else's, or anything that strikes your fancy as long as I know who they are.

And for the record, active characters and characters I fondly remember--

Jan Valentine ; Hellsing
Bart Allen/Impulse ; DC
Jam? ; OC (actually any of my OCs if you know them 8|)
Xanatos ; Gargoyles
Musashi ; Eyeshield21
Yamato ; Eyeshield21
Zaphod Beeblebrox ; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Yossarian ; Catch-22
Hisoka ; HunterxHunter
Shaggy ; Scooby-Doo




also this :>

I GUESS I HAVE ENOUGH CRAP STORED UP FOR AN ART POST.

Also, thanks to everyone that's taken time to put some thought toward my last entry! <3 I really really appreciate it.

( and now onto the artfaggery )

Calling all creative people on my flist! And this is for everyone, I don't care if we friended each other one day and haven't talked to each other since.

( I'm looking for someone to write a script! )

Care package from home! I'm pretty sure Ruth is trying to give me diabetes. Evil step mom, and all that. NOT PICTURED: TWIZZLERS, WHOPPERS, AND CANDY CORN. god i love candy. ;________; /candypuke


Halloween costume part 1! With an without the mask for the masquerade that I didn't even get into. Elizabeth got pictures of part 2, which was really just that + creepy dead makeup.


Part 3, in which I showed up too late for the costume/cosplay contest, was some Jan! I finally have teeth that give me the gayest lisp ever. 8D IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN YOUR HIRUMALISP, TOAST. NOT SURE HOW THAT HAPPENED.



okay that's all.

no wait. some sexy bitches.

ew who's that on the left i don't even know how she snuck into my picture


okay NOW that's all. sorry for not cutting, BUT THEY'RE TINY PICTURES RIGHT. :(

oh shit, i just found the notebook that i'd been writing this year's Nano in from last December. What I have so far from this year is like... the word choice and phrases are entirely different from what I wrote in December, but the ideas, even the sentence structure, are nearly identical.

CLEARLY I'M A CLONE OF MYSELF.



I got the commission I was working on 50% done, finished the homework that's due Monday, and am finally ready to start writing. *____* MY GOODNESS I FEEL SO BUSY AND PRODUCTIVE that's just terrible.

okay so i stole this from sachi BUT WHO CARES WHO CARES IT'S AWESOME OKAY SO DO IT.


Respond to this post as if whatever you did last (it could be for example, drinking orange juice) is a massive, huge deal.
Allcaps, many exclamation points and occasional memes are acceptable.

I feel like I need a playlist of creepy children. So far I've got Wumpscut - Our Fatal Longing, and Gejius - Makkuro Kurosuke. ANY SUGGESTIONS, DEAREST FRIENDS OF MINE?

OMG AHHH I AM GOING TO CLEAN THIS DORM ROOM REALLY REALLY SOON. REALLY SOON. ANY DAY NOW. I AM SO EXCITED. Elizabeth's sister has been scheduled to visit this weekend for a while, and I was like getting really excited BECAUSE SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING A BROOM WITH HER. :DDD and a chair, but fuck that, guests can sit on the floor, that's fine with me. Dude I have even had a DREAM about getting this broom.

The bathroom counter is dusty and nasty and Elizabeth has this weird habit of spraying concealer all over and there are toothpaste spatters on the mirror (not mine :|) and the floor NEEDS TO MARRY A BROOM GOD IT'S SO GROSS and I'm going to scrub the shit out of the sink and bathtub. SOON. This Great Cleansing will begin as soon as I get that broom. +_+

It's official. I'm the crazy neatfreak roommate. :\ Staying in other people's messy houses has always bothered me, and now the first time I've got something to sort of call my own, IT WILL BE FUCKING SPOTLESS. /FROTH I am like actually embarrassed by the state of the room that Elizabeth's sister has come to visit and see... even though I'm pretty sure neither she nor Elizabeth notice at all.



ALSO, I AM A PRETTY CHILL PERSON, RIGHT? Well, maybe you wouldn't think so after reading all this, BUT IN GENERAL. But I have found two things that piss me off. People asking other people to censor what they say in THEIR OWN JOURNAL, and artists that are paid and never deliver commissions. foiekfnsfs. These things, they make me bitch. I am not a bitching person. Maybe I should take up Voodoo.


edit: damn, i just wrote (almost) an entry entry about cleaning things.

click for fullsize if you actually care that much

This is part of my homework, but I really have to share it. :| It's titled, Othello Relating his Adventures to Desdemona and just... look at that. OTHELLO YOU LONG-WINDED JERK. SHE IS SO BORED. That creepy old guy shoulder ornament she has on has actually fallen asleep, I think. AND OTHELLO DOESN'T NOTICE. OTHELLO NATTERS ON. THE TWO OF THEM ACTUALLY JUST GOT BACK FROM A SNACK IN THE OTHER ROOM AND HE HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE GONE.

god i must be like the biggest pussy ever. horror movies? LOVE THEM. gore? DOESN'T REALLY BOTHER ME.

Donating blood, then having the gauze fall off, looking down and going oh hey is that MY flap of skin? Nearly knocks me out. :|

I WAS DOING SO GOOD UNTIL THEN, TOO. I was a little nervous because last time they stuck a needle in my arm, they tried without success for like two minutes to find any blood, and then I got dizzy and threw up. But this time around was cool, everything was fine! And then I guess that flap of skin got to me, and the next thing I knew they were like slapping me with cold cloths and stuff.

I WAS UNDER THE ILLUSION THAT I AM A TOUGH, MANLY DUDE. ;_____;

at least i managed to fill a bag ._.



STILL DIZZY BUT CLASS, OH GOD, I MEANT TO BE THERE BY NOW AUGH

DEAR FLIST:

TODAY I SAW THE MOST PERFECT JAN VALENTINE COSPLAY TRACKSUIT AT TARGET THAT THERE HAS EVER BEEN, I WOULD ONLY NEED TO ADD A STRIPE TO THE FRONT. IT WAS $40. I TOLD MYSELF I ALREADY HAVE A GOOD-ENOUGH ONE AND DID NOT BUY IT.

PLEASE REASSURE ME THAT THIS WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

the drawing meme

if you draw me something i'll draw you something. :| it would be beautiful.


Unrelated (sorta), but since arriving here, I've accumulated a very colorful bouquet of area codes in my contacts list.

gosh darn. >( i missed last week's comic club because i forgot about it, and now i've missed this week's too because i can't find it. THESE GEEKS ARE SO ELUSIVE.

:| i did promise. LOOK AT THAT SULTRY POUT. he was so in character. (and he said about two words through this entire awkward process)

And now, the spoils of 24 Hour Comic Day! And some other things as well.

( you know you want it baby geneco's got it )

IN THE MIDDLE OF 24 HOUR COMIC DAY. WORKING ON PAGE 11, IT'S JUST AFTER MIDNIGHT. behind schedule. :( but HOLY SHIT, Edward Cullen is haunting the halls of the Sequential Art building. I NEED A PICTURE OF THIS MAN. THIS SHIT IS UNCANNY. It's not only the right cheekbones/dark and sunken eyes, but the right HAIR STYLE AND DRESS.





fffff wow. i KNEW there would be a reward for suffering through that movie.

edit: I GOT HIS PICTURE. When the camera's owner uploads it I will share. :| THIS IS NOT ME LATE-NIGHT HALLUCINATING, I SWEAR.

"Hey, wanna burn Doritos with us?"
"Uh, yeah?"
"Okay, hold it here... alright, light it."
"Dude, these things are flammable."
"Some people smoke weed, we smoke Doritos."
"Man, I sure am glad I'm paying all this money to go to expensive art school."


that would make a great story for how you burnt down the dorms, wouldn't it? oh, the things you run into on your way to the computer lab.